Monday, December 3, 2007

How to Steal a 3-Wheeled Delivery Truck

*This post has nothing to do with skiing*
*The views and thoughts expressed in the following post do not correspond to the thoughts and actions of the author of the post and should therefore not be viewed by anyone*

Step 1:
Cautiously approach 3-Wheeled delivery truck. Make sure to be wearing brightly colored jackets to avoid suspicion.


Step 2:
Familiarize oneself with the controls. Note that the controls are the same as those of a moped.


Step 3:
Give the universal "Let's do this and get out of here" signal.


Step 4:
Back 'er out. Give the universal "I'm literally seconds away from being arrested/deported" signal.


Step 6:
Meet 95 year old Monch who promises to forgive you of your sins.


Step 7:
Retreat to Maison de Plaisir to forgive myself of my sins.




Off days can be fun!

-D




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